necrophilofthefuture:

buying fake followers on social media is like speaking to a crowded room except everyone is dead

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heyfunniest:

Some dogs have a dark side

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slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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danisnotonfire:

danisnotorfire:

danisontonfire:

danisnotofire:

danlsnotonfire:

theperksofbeingbeth:

those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil

i know right they’re so annoying

i agree they’re just the worst

why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really

assholes

i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore

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lulz-time:

She didn’t know what to do

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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davidisbeyonce:

david guetta way from me

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idreaminwords:

harrypotterconfessions:

When the trio had to take turns wearing the horcrux, it enhanced all their bad thoughts and Harry couldn’t even cast a patronus. Umbridge on the other hand wore it to work to enhance her own blood staus, reveled in interrogating muggle-borns and her patronus was strong and glowing with contentment. Wearing a piece of Voldemort’s soul around her neck had no adverse effects on her at all. If that doesn’t underline just how vile a character she is, the I don’t know what does.

Oh God I’ve never thought about that before

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